The 12 Days of Christmas Doggy Demands
December 16, 2014
The 12 Days of Christmas Doggy Demands | A Dog Christmas Song
We all know the song “12 Days of Christmas”, so we thought we’d mix it up a bit and present you with the “12 Days of Christmas Doggy Demands”. Enjoy!!
*Singing & Barking & Barking & Singing...and lots of it*
On the first day of Christmas my dear pooch said to me-e-e-e-e:
Take me out for a super good p-e-e-e-e
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On the second day of Christmas my dear pooch said to m-e-e-e-e:
Give me all of your food and,
Take me out for a super good p-e-e-e-e
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On the third day of Christmas my dear pooch said to m-e-e-e-e:
Give me twenty great big hugs
Give me all of your food and,
Take me out for a super good p-e-e-e-e
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On the fourth day of Christmas my dear pooch said to m-e-e-e-e:
I want two tenderloins
Give me twenty great big hugs
Give me all of your food and,
Take me out for a super good p-e-e-e-e
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On the fifth day of Christmas my dear pooch said to m-e-e-e-e:
I want all the bones a doggy could have
I want two tenderloins
Give me twenty great big hugs
Give me all of your food and,
Take me out for a super good p-e-e-e-e
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On the sixth day of Christmas my dear pooch said to m-e-e-e-e:
I’m really sorry but I pooped behind the couch
I want all the bones a doggy could have
I want two tenderloins
Give me twenty great big hugs
Give me all of your food and,
Take me out for a super good p-e-e-e-e
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On the seventh day of Christmas my dear pooch said to m-e-e-e-e:
Can you please hang out with me all day
I’m really sorry but I pooped behind the couch
I want all the bones a doggy could have
I want two tenderloins
Give me twenty great big hugs
Give me all of your food and,
Take me out for a super good p-e-e-e-e
*
On the eighth day of Christmas my dear pooch said to m-e-e-e-e:
I may or may not have chewed up all your shoes
Can you please hang out with me all day
I’m really sorry but I pooped behind the couch
I want all the bones a doggy could have
I want two tenderloins
Give me twenty great big hugs
Give me all of your food and,
Take me out for a super good p-e-e-e-e
*
On the ninth day of Christmas my dear pooch said to m-e-e-e-e:
Love is all I need
I may or may not have chewed up all your shoes
Can you please hang out with me all day
I’m really sorry but I pooped behind the couch
I want all the bones a doggy could have
I want two tenderloins
Give me twenty great big hugs
Give me all of your food and,
Take me out for a super good p-e-e-e-e
*
On the tenth day of Christmas my dear pooch said to m-e-e-e-e:
Please don’t be mad, but I stole the Christmas ham
Love is all I need
I may or may not have chewed up all your shoes
Can you please hang out with me all day
I’m really sorry but I pooped behind the couch
I want all the bones a doggy could have
I want two tenderloins
Give me twenty great big hugs
Give me all of your food and,
Take me out for a super good p-e-e-e-e
*
On the eleventh day of Christmas my dear pooch said to m-e-e-e-e:
I swear it wasn’t me
Please don’t be mad, but I stole the Christmas ham
Love is all I need
I may or may not have chewed up all your shoes
Can you please hang out with me all day
I’m really sorry but I pooped behind the couch
I want all the bones a doggy could have
I want two tenderloins
Give me twenty great big hugs
Give me all of your food and,
Take me out for a super good p-e-e-e-e
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On the twelfth day of Christmas my dear pooch said to m-e-e-e-e:
If you fulfill all my wishes I’ll give you 12 big licks!
I swear it wasn’t me
Please don’t be mad, but I stole the Christmas ham
Love is all I need
I may or may not have chewed up all your shoes
Can you please hang out with me all day
I’m really sorry but I pooped behind the couch
I want all the bones a doggy could have
I want two tenderloins
Give me twenty great big hugs
Give me all of your food and,
Take me out for a super good p-e-e-e-e
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And with that we wish you and yours and all of your furry friends a very, very happy holiday season!
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Author: Aileen Schultz